We are organising a party and have decided that we would allocate separate toilets for men and women. No arguments then about the toilet seat being up or down. OMG!! I should warn you now that this blog post is all about toilets, so look away now if this offends you.
So our house is to be transformed into a Marks and Spencers layout. Everyone who has ever been to M&S knows that men cannot walk or even be conveyed on a conveyor belt upstairs. Sooooo, our downstairs loo will be dedicated to the men, whereas the poor women will have to climb the stairs.
Now, I'm all for making it easy for the men and because I have nothing better to do (uggggg?????) I decided that I should make BANNERS for the loos, just so that no one strays into the wrong one.
My immediate thought was to create the men's loo banner first, purely because I knew exactly which paper I would use ... hello Graphic 45 ~ A Proper Gentleman.
My immediate thought was to create the men's loo banner first, purely because I knew exactly which paper I would use ... hello Graphic 45 ~ A Proper Gentleman.
Now, I had already informed the OH that I would be making a banner and he said 'ok'.
It later transpires that he has no concept about what a 'banner' actually is.
It later transpires that he has no concept about what a 'banner' actually is.
I used Haberdasher as my background paper and I've embellished it with bits and pieces from the Tags sheet.
The chipboard letters are by Basic Grey. I bought them in a sale yonks ago and never used as they were too big, but are perfect for this. I first painted the letters with a black paint dabber and then painted them with Tim Holtz: Distress Crackle Paint ~ Antique Linen and hey ho, although the pot had been opened, it wasn't dried up!! Just had to grab a longer paintbrush to reach to the bottom of it.
I've used Tim Holtz sprocket wheels between each piece and other TH embellisments to decorate. I really had fun putting each section together.
OK, so as I finished putting each letter piece together I showed them to OH. BIG MISTAKE!! For the first one I showed him the letter G.
He said: what is it?
I said: it will spell out the word 'Gents'.
'ok' he said 'but men won't understand that'.
Ho hum.
So as I finished off each letter piece, I showed him. He said: 'But when a man wants to go to the loo, he wants to go to the loo! He isn't going to stand there looking at that!'
OK, I said, 'but what if there is a queue?'
I won't tell you the response.
Finally, I finished it all off and showed him the finished piece.
'Too busy', he said. 'There is too much going on. What man is going to stand there and work all that out, when all he wants to do is pee? No-one will even notice it'.
OK. He might have a point.
But I am going to have it there and I will let you know how many men, if any, comment on it.
All of the elements are raised up on foam pads and I have used differing heights of 1mm, 2mm and 3mm. This pic might show you better:
Now I need to make one for the ladies, and please don't tell me they won't notice!
I am entering this into the following challenges:
All of the elements are raised up on foam pads and I have used differing heights of 1mm, 2mm and 3mm. This pic might show you better:
Now I need to make one for the ladies, and please don't tell me they won't notice!
I am entering this into the following challenges:
- 'Tim Holtz inspired': Simon Says Stamp & Show.
- 'round & metal': Creative Belli. I've used gold metal eyelets to link each tag which I've had for a good 20 years, long before I started papercrafting. Now that is using up old stash!!
- 'vintage men': Theme Thursday.
- 'sentiment main focus': One Stop Craft Challenge. My sentiment is GENTS.
- 'paint': Gingersnap Creations.
Thank you for looking.
keeley